Danielle . Live life with no regrets .
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
there are two types of people in this world
- people i can trust to help me hide a body
- people who are the body
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done